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10 Vampires More Dateable Than Edward Cullen (Find Which One Is Right For You!)
By: Jennifer Wright
Okay, it’s true that I’ve only seen about one quarter of the Twilight movie. Maybe that’s because I don’t find Edward’s brooding and staring and not-having-sex-ness all that appealing. Since I’ve already seen A Summer Place, I didn’t feel a pressing need to continue watching. But you know what I have seen? Other vampire movies and TV shows. And I’m pretty sure that these candidates have more bite than Edward.
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Conan O’Brien’s Vampire Assistant
Why you should date him: He was hardworking! He made great coffee! He wasn’t afraid to show off his pecs! Also, you’d get to hang out with Conan a lot, and that would be pretty cool.
Spike From Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Cute British accent? Check. Hopeless romantic? Check. Angel totally fucking sucked? Check. Who wants to hang out with Mr. Angst when you can go drinking with Spike, listen to Billy Idol and then shag in his extremely well upholstered crypt? In his own words “I may be love’s bitch, but at least I’m man enough to admit it.”
Baranabas Collins from Dark Shadows
Why you should date him: Barnabas was originally supposed to have a very short story arc, but the character proved so popular that he basically became the star of the show. Because he was awesome! He spent most of his time either killing women or rescuing them (he can rescue you! Or kill you!) Periodically he went back in time and became a pawn of magical, mysical races and something involving gypsies (1790 rocks!) It’s actually impossible to describe Dark Shadows. Just go watch it. It will sort of make sense, a little bit.
Damon from The Vampire Diaries
Why you should date him: Because bad guys are sexier than good guys. Besides, have you seen his cheekbones? And according to E! the character of Damon is a better kisser than the character of Stefan. Well, duh.
Bill Compton from True Blood
Why you should date him: Because he has a heart of gold! Except for the super creepy rape-y scene with his maker. But a heart of gold as far as human women go. Besides, if he can roll Sooki’s name that way, imagine what he could do with yours.
Edward Dalton from Daybreakers
Why you should date him: Oh, okay, you want a vampire named Edward who kind of doesn’t want to be a vampire? At least this one wears a hat and looks like a character out of Mad Men. Also, he spends his time trying to find a cure for vampirism, rather than trying to seduce a very pouty teenage girl.
Blade
Why you should date him: So what if he was only a half vampire? He still had super strength, and he wouldn’t have to flee before you woke up.
Pam from True Blood
Why you should date her: Because she understands the value of a good pair of high heels without seeming like she’s memorized every episode of Sex and the City. And if you kill someone she can help you “go to the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chainsaw.”
Lestat from Interview With a Vampire
Why you should date him: Remember when Tom Cruise just played crazy characters rather than being crazy himself? Crazy, sexy, evil characters like Lestat? Sure you do. You were 13 once.
Eric Northman from True Blood
Why you should date him: He’s the sheriff of Louisina. He can fly. Also, are you perhaps visually impaired? Because I don’t even understand why I should have to justify this one.
http://thegloss.com/sex-and-dating/gallery-10-vampires-more-datable-than-edward-cullen-find-which-one-is-right-for-you/
By: Jennifer Wright
Okay, it’s true that I’ve only seen about one quarter of the Twilight movie. Maybe that’s because I don’t find Edward’s brooding and staring and not-having-sex-ness all that appealing. Since I’ve already seen A Summer Place, I didn’t feel a pressing need to continue watching. But you know what I have seen? Other vampire movies and TV shows. And I’m pretty sure that these candidates have more bite than Edward.
...
Conan O’Brien’s Vampire Assistant
Why you should date him: He was hardworking! He made great coffee! He wasn’t afraid to show off his pecs! Also, you’d get to hang out with Conan a lot, and that would be pretty cool.
Spike From Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Cute British accent? Check. Hopeless romantic? Check. Angel totally fucking sucked? Check. Who wants to hang out with Mr. Angst when you can go drinking with Spike, listen to Billy Idol and then shag in his extremely well upholstered crypt? In his own words “I may be love’s bitch, but at least I’m man enough to admit it.”
Baranabas Collins from Dark Shadows
Why you should date him: Barnabas was originally supposed to have a very short story arc, but the character proved so popular that he basically became the star of the show. Because he was awesome! He spent most of his time either killing women or rescuing them (he can rescue you! Or kill you!) Periodically he went back in time and became a pawn of magical, mysical races and something involving gypsies (1790 rocks!) It’s actually impossible to describe Dark Shadows. Just go watch it. It will sort of make sense, a little bit.
Damon from The Vampire Diaries
Why you should date him: Because bad guys are sexier than good guys. Besides, have you seen his cheekbones? And according to E! the character of Damon is a better kisser than the character of Stefan. Well, duh.
Bill Compton from True Blood
Why you should date him: Because he has a heart of gold! Except for the super creepy rape-y scene with his maker. But a heart of gold as far as human women go. Besides, if he can roll Sooki’s name that way, imagine what he could do with yours.
Edward Dalton from Daybreakers
Why you should date him: Oh, okay, you want a vampire named Edward who kind of doesn’t want to be a vampire? At least this one wears a hat and looks like a character out of Mad Men. Also, he spends his time trying to find a cure for vampirism, rather than trying to seduce a very pouty teenage girl.
Blade
Why you should date him: So what if he was only a half vampire? He still had super strength, and he wouldn’t have to flee before you woke up.
Pam from True Blood
Why you should date her: Because she understands the value of a good pair of high heels without seeming like she’s memorized every episode of Sex and the City. And if you kill someone she can help you “go to the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chainsaw.”
Lestat from Interview With a Vampire
Why you should date him: Remember when Tom Cruise just played crazy characters rather than being crazy himself? Crazy, sexy, evil characters like Lestat? Sure you do. You were 13 once.
Eric Northman from True Blood
Why you should date him: He’s the sheriff of Louisina. He can fly. Also, are you perhaps visually impaired? Because I don’t even understand why I should have to justify this one.
http://thegloss.com/sex-and-dating/gallery-10-vampires-more-datable-than-edward-cullen-find-which-one-is-right-for-you/
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