[identity profile] moondropz.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] fandomania
One of my kinks on Jensen/Dean is his profile. I know how hot the man is just looking at you-rendering fangirls go boom, and killing several per second with a look. LOL. The man's profile is just as deadly hot ;-P So with that in mind I decided to spam his profile. The end result? Went way long. After paring it down I checked and it was still long. LOL. So I then decided to keep the caps I couldn't bear to part with. So here is part one of Dean's profile. I hope you enjoy! Part two will roll out next Friday ;-P

*Disclaimer* I will not be held responsible for spontaneous combusting, computers shorting out and the like. *Passes out drool bibs, and fire extinguishers* And please make sure that your health insurance policy is caught up ;-) Randomly-any blindness due to looking directly at the Pretty is not my fault-I only bring it! And once again this is not dial-up friendly-sorry!



1.
Double profile porn!

2.
Huh. Ded at cap #2.

3.
I'm sorry. You said something?

4.
Death by profile. *Nods*

5.
The profile, the leather jacket, and it's Dean=ded.

6.
*Waits for medic to arrive*

7.
*Struggles not to lick the screen too soon*

8.
Well hell. Screen lickage round one!

9.
*Flails*

10.
Yeah, pissing off Dean is SUCH a good idea. Not.

11.
*Still licking the screen*

12.
How is it that the man can just be sitting in the car and makes it look so damn hot?

13.
*Oh look...smoke*

14.
*Calls 911 for the fire department*

15.
*Glances at smoking computer*

16.
Might as well keep looking at his hotness while I wait.

17.
*Drools a little*

18.
It's possible the drool could actually put the fire out before the fire department arrives...

19.
That would be quite handy...

20.
Bet Dean would be impressed!

21.
It could happen!

22.
*Eyes the fire extinguisher just in case*

23.
Is it too soon the go for another round of screen licking?

24.
Seriously?

25.
Oh look-he's calling the fire department on his end for me ;-P

26.
If my computer burns to the ground now there will be no part two of his profile. *Nods*

27.
And he has a ton more profile expressions to pose for.

28.
See?

29.
*Waits impatiently for the crew to arrive*

30.
Sweet jesus. The bicep of doom.

31.
*Melts into a puddle of drool on the floor*

32.
I might die before this is even half over.

33.
*Wails* Must make it to the end!!!!!

34.
With looks like this?

35.
And this?

36.
Wait-what was I saying again?

37.
Oh crap. I still don't remember.

38.
That drool problem is in full force tonight...

39.
Calling in re-enforcements!

40.
That smile...

41.
I'm sure I had a coherent thought here?

42.
Pfft. Nope. Still gone.

43.
Just..thuds~

44.
*Shield's ovaries just in case*

45.
*Dies twice over*

46.
Hurt!Dean!!!!

47.
Guh.

48.
Contemplates screen lickage...

49.
*Flails*

50.
The man has to know what he does to fangirls with that smile?!

51.
Abandons all pretense and goes for screen lickage round two!

52.
I'm certain my screen is spotless by now ;-P

53.
Holy! It's Father Dean ;-)

54.
Changes drool bib out for a fresh one...

55.
*Grabby hands*

56.
Where's the damn fire department?!

57.
*Looks frantically for fire extinguisher*

58.
Dean in a suit. Now I'm sure I won't survive this.

59.
I, I, I...and then he... *Faints*

60.
*Check's life insurance policy*

61.
Do they cover fangirl death by Jensenation?

62.
*Looks over policy carefully*

63.
*Tries to be careful to not drool over it*

64.
*Do you hear sirens?*

65.
*Stares dazedly at all the legal jargon*

66.
*More drooling*

67.
Aww, he's gonna help me look!

68.
Whatta man!

69.
*Flails*

70.
What this man does to me!

71.
Seriously!

72.
Still no fire department!

73.
*Tries to keep computer from fully going up in flames*

74.
Tongue porn!

75.
*Grabs mop for the drool*

76.
*Slips a little*

77.
No worries-I'm good!

78.
I lied.

79.
This made me slip again.

80.
*Attempts to spam from the floor*

81.
*Good thing I'm still on the floor-this woulda finished me right off!*

82.
OMG.

83.
That's just dirty pool!

84.
The man is just too damn hot!

85.
*Stares at his profile in a daze*

86.
What the hell.

87.
*Goes for round three of screen lickage*

88.
What? Like none of you aren't? *G*

89.
*Waves good-bye to both ovaries*

90.
*Looks up number to order more*

91.
Well, at least I'm not the only casualty here!

92.
*Orders a spare pair of ovaries* Part two is next week after all!

93.
Aww the hell with the fire department-the comp is already toast. *Joins Dean in hospital bed*


Screencap credits to: [livejournal.com profile] extremefangirl, [livejournal.com profile] leggyslove, [livejournal.com profile] bluebear_74, [livejournal.com profile] marishna, [livejournal.com profile] nyaubaby, and [livejournal.com profile] willoweese

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