Jensen's Eyelashes Picspam Part Two!

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Here we are at part two of the eyelash picspam. I am having trouble posting-I'm too busy just gazing at this man. LOL. *Unsticks eyes from screen* So here it is-hope you all enjoy!

*Disclaimer* I will not be held responsible for spontaneous combusting, computers shorting out and the like. *Passes out drool bibs, and fire extinguishers* And please make sure that your health insurance policy is caught up ;-) Randomly-any blindness due to looking directly at the Pretty is not my fault-I only bring it! And once again this is not dial-up friendly-sorry!





1.
Why hello sexy!

2.
Drools...

3.
It's not fair the man has longer/sexier lashes than me!

4.
*Wonders if you can get eyelash implants*

5.
Guess it wouldn't matter.

6.
His lashes would still be sexier and longer!

7.
Hot!

8.
*Stutters alot*

9.
*Flails*

10.
A suit, sexy profile-and deadly long lashes-check!

11.
Replaces wet drool bib with a dry one.

12.
I can tell right now I won't survive this intact.

13.
And the last I checked fangirl death by Jensenation was NOT covered in my policy.

14.
Sweet lord!

15.
*Babbling ensues*

16.
*Feels faint*

17.
I...and then...crap.

18.
I had a thought?

19.
One look at this man?

20.
I can kiss my marbles good-bye.

21.
Oh look!

22.
My ovaries blew too ;-P

23.
Good thing I have spare pairs!

24.
It pays to buy in bulk ;-)

25.
Too bad you can't do that with marbles...

26.
Tongue porn!

27.
Can ovaries blow twice?

28.
Because I think mine just did?

29.
Extreme eyelash porn=love!

30.
*Faints*

31.
Think I'll just stay here on the floor...

32.
If I faint again it will be less distance to fall ;-)

33.
And less painful when ya miss the pillows.

34.
Makes self comfy.

35.
*Stares dreamily at him*

36.
Drools again...

37.
At this rate?

38.
I'm gonna need a boat.

39.
I can't stop drooling ;-P

40.
Maybe a nice big cruise ship.

41.
Hospital eyelashes so count!

42.
Is anyone else having pervy thoughts looking at this?

43.
Just me?

44.
*Looks all around* I know there's a few pervs here!

45.
I can't be the only one perving out on that!

46.
*Dies*

47.
*Fans self*

48.
Is it hot in here?

49.
Tongue hits the floor...

50.
*Attempts to shove tongue back in mouth*

51.
*Whimpers*

52.
It's difficult to spam when your tongue won't stay in your mouth!

53.
Not to mention the fact that's on the keyboard-making it hard to type too!

54.
Can that problem be called technical difficulties?

55.
That could work.

56.
Because then I could get a new keyboard for free if this one shorts out ;-P

57.
*Grabby hands*

58.
Excuse me while I lick that spot...right...there!

59.
This could take longer than planned...

60.
Days at least.

61.
A week or two even!

62.
*Puts in for 2 week vacation at work*

63.
These things should never be rushed. *Nods*

64.
The spare ovaries just blew. Damn.

65.
I'm beginning to think I need stronger ovaries.

66.
*Ponders over investing in titanium ovaries*

67.
Pricey but lasts longer ;-P

68.
*Sighs* My luck the suckers would just melt.

69.
Gonna need to invest in more anyway ya look at it though ;-P

70.
More hospital eyelash porn!

71.
He may be half dead or just returned from being mostly dead-but the eyelashes are still smokin' hot!

Screencaps credit: extremefangirl, leggyslove, bloodytearslife, bluebear_74, and marishna