Jensen hand porn picspam!
Mar. 8th, 2007 02:11 amThis picspam is for anyone who has a thing for Jensen's hands-myself included! I am a hand whore-I will admit it right off! And this man's hands are teh sex! I nearly died doing the ring porn spam a few weeks ago, so this one pretty much finished me off! it's worth it though ;-) Enjoy!!!
Disclaimer* I will not be held responsible for spontaneous combusting, computers shorting out and the like. *Passes out drool bibs, and fire extinguishers* And please make sure that your health insurance policy is caught up ;-) Randomly-any blindness due to looking directly at the Pretty is not my fault-I only bring it! And once again this is not dial-up friendly-sorry!
1.
I need a break and I just started!
2.
This gives new meaning to surfing for porn...
3.
I need a hand up-I fell down.
4.
I need to be right there, right now.
5.
Undercover hands!
6.
Hand/ring porn combo!
7.
Can I touch your...gun Dean?
8.
He's getting us a room!
9.
I swear that cell is never far!
10.
*Scoots a little closer to the screen*
11.
Goes for broke-licks the screen*
12.
*Disregards static pokes and licks the screen again*
13.
Teh porn trifecta: Fingers, Hand, ring!
14.
Gotta love a man who disregards crime scenes ;-)
15.
See? No problem at all!
16.
What's a little B&E after all this?
17.
I need a drink too...
18.
You put your right hand in...what?!
19.
Can I be that pencil?
20.
Please?
21.
Please tell me that's not a fangirl's tooth?!
22.
Seriously, the hand/ring porn was enough!
23.
But if you insist...
24.
Gun porn!
25.
Drools.
26.
*Puts a new bib on*
27.
Is it hot in here?
28.
Holy hotnes!
29.
What a nice gun you have there Dean!
30.
Dean's had that kind of day too it would seem!
31.
*Pets him*
32.
Poor Dean. This really isn't his day!
33.
Nice...gun.
34.
he sure can handle his gun..well.
35.
I'd like a shot at it myself!
36.
Bondage issues?
37.
I'm just gonna sit here and drool over this one...
38.
Still drooling...
39.
*Whimpers*
40.
More gun porn!
41.
*Stares at his gun*
42.
And he really does have a nice...gun.
43.
Among other things...
44.
Guess he was never taught to not stick his fingers in light sockets.
45.
Black goo is not a good thing either.
46.
But at least there's ring porn!
47.
Dear lord I am ded.
48.
Guh.
49.
Nice box.
50.
Like you weren't thinking the same thing!
51.
God. I've found heaven!
52.
See? Right there. Heaven!
53.
Gun action!
54.
I do love gun porn!
55.
Being locked in isn't going to be a hardship here!
56.
I hope we never get let out!
57.
Hand/pen porn!
58.
Handcuff porn!
59.
I really shouldn't think pervy thoughts here but...
60.
Yeah. I'm thinking them anyway. *Nods*
61.
He found my marbles ;-P
62.
Porn surfing!
63.
*Flails*
64.
I am sure I had a thought here?
65.
It's not here now! *Goes looking for it*
66.
Bad Dean, bad Dean! LOL!
67.
He can ring my bell anytime!
68.
More spring loaded action!
69.
*Drools*
70.
*Hums theme to Ghostbusters*
71.
This reminds me of Twister...
72.
Or connect the blood spots...
73.
Is it wrong I find this hot?
74.
He's going to call me!
75.
They DO hug!
76.
Guh.
77.
It's all good.
78.
I can't draw a straight line either. *Nods*
79.
Great. Now I'm hungry too.
80.
He's enjoying this just a touch much.
81.
Purple nurples!
82.
Hand porn with two shots of purple nurple please!
83.
More handcuff porn!
84.
*Flails*
85.
Thinking pervy thoughts?
86.
Don't forget the do not disturb sign!
87.
*Dies*
88.
I'm so not gonna make it...
89.
*Eyes dwindling drool bib stash*
90.
More B&E porn! Man's got skillz!
91.
Awww, *Pets Dean*
92.
*Struggles to quiet my growling tummy*
93.
And now I'm thirsty too.
94.
*Falls off the bunk*
95.
I deserve a medal here-I saved my dying for this one! *Falls over ded*
All pictures, and screencaps credit to:
extremefangirl,
ckll,
leggyslove, and
raloria, and
marishna
Disclaimer* I will not be held responsible for spontaneous combusting, computers shorting out and the like. *Passes out drool bibs, and fire extinguishers* And please make sure that your health insurance policy is caught up ;-) Randomly-any blindness due to looking directly at the Pretty is not my fault-I only bring it! And once again this is not dial-up friendly-sorry!
1.

I need a break and I just started!
2.

This gives new meaning to surfing for porn...
3.

I need a hand up-I fell down.
4.

I need to be right there, right now.
5.

Undercover hands!
6.

Hand/ring porn combo!
7.

Can I touch your...gun Dean?
8.

He's getting us a room!
9.

I swear that cell is never far!
10.

*Scoots a little closer to the screen*
11.

Goes for broke-licks the screen*
12.

*Disregards static pokes and licks the screen again*
13.

Teh porn trifecta: Fingers, Hand, ring!
14.

Gotta love a man who disregards crime scenes ;-)
15.

See? No problem at all!
16.

What's a little B&E after all this?
17.

I need a drink too...
18.

You put your right hand in...what?!
19.

Can I be that pencil?
20.

Please?
21.

Please tell me that's not a fangirl's tooth?!
22.

Seriously, the hand/ring porn was enough!
23.

But if you insist...
24.

Gun porn!
25.

Drools.
26.

*Puts a new bib on*
27.

Is it hot in here?
28.

Holy hotnes!
29.

What a nice gun you have there Dean!
30.

Dean's had that kind of day too it would seem!
31.

*Pets him*
32.

Poor Dean. This really isn't his day!
33.

Nice...gun.
34.

he sure can handle his gun..well.
35.

I'd like a shot at it myself!
36.

Bondage issues?
37.

I'm just gonna sit here and drool over this one...
38.

Still drooling...
39.

*Whimpers*
40.

More gun porn!
41.

*Stares at his gun*
42.

And he really does have a nice...gun.
43.

Among other things...
44.

Guess he was never taught to not stick his fingers in light sockets.
45.

Black goo is not a good thing either.
46.

But at least there's ring porn!
47.

Dear lord I am ded.
48.

Guh.
49.

Nice box.
50.

Like you weren't thinking the same thing!
51.

God. I've found heaven!
52.

See? Right there. Heaven!
53.

Gun action!
54.

I do love gun porn!
55.

Being locked in isn't going to be a hardship here!
56.

I hope we never get let out!
57.

Hand/pen porn!
58.

Handcuff porn!
59.

I really shouldn't think pervy thoughts here but...
60.

Yeah. I'm thinking them anyway. *Nods*
61.

He found my marbles ;-P
62.

Porn surfing!
63.

*Flails*
64.

I am sure I had a thought here?
65.

It's not here now! *Goes looking for it*
66.

Bad Dean, bad Dean! LOL!
67.

He can ring my bell anytime!
68.

More spring loaded action!
69.

*Drools*
70.

*Hums theme to Ghostbusters*
71.

This reminds me of Twister...
72.

Or connect the blood spots...
73.

Is it wrong I find this hot?
74.

He's going to call me!
75.

They DO hug!
76.

Guh.
77.

It's all good.
78.

I can't draw a straight line either. *Nods*
79.

Great. Now I'm hungry too.
80.

He's enjoying this just a touch much.
81.

Purple nurples!
82.

Hand porn with two shots of purple nurple please!
83.

More handcuff porn!
84.

*Flails*
85.

Thinking pervy thoughts?
86.

Don't forget the do not disturb sign!
87.

*Dies*
88.

I'm so not gonna make it...
89.

*Eyes dwindling drool bib stash*
90.

More B&E porn! Man's got skillz!
91.

Awww, *Pets Dean*
92.

*Struggles to quiet my growling tummy*
93.

And now I'm thirsty too.
94.

*Falls off the bunk*
95.

I deserve a medal here-I saved my dying for this one! *Falls over ded*
All pictures, and screencaps credit to: