Random Jensen Picspam!
May. 5th, 2007 02:37 pmToday I am wishing my good friend
cassiakohn a HAPPY BIRTHDAY today! Your PRoN dealer is working overtime today-lol! So to help you celebrate your special day I made this spam for you ;-P The best part is that everyone else gets to enjoy the man's extreme hotness as well! The gift that keeps on giving! *Dies*
*Disclaimer* I will not be held responsible for spontaneous combusting, computers shorting out and the like. *Passes out drool bibs, and fire extinguishers* And please make sure that your health insurance policy is caught up ;-) Randomly-any blindness due to looking directly at the Pretty is not my fault-I only bring it! And once again this is not dial-up friendly-sorry!
1.
And I'm already dying...
2.
The expression that launched a thousand smut!fics...
3.
And what birthday spam is complete without nekkid Jensen?
4.
Because seriously-why wouldn't we need alot of this?
5.
Scruffy just became sexy ;-P
6.
Spring loaded thighs of steel ;-P
7.
Drools...
8.
I'm just gonna wander his way-and start licking now. Mmk?
9.
I'm just a puddle of goo with this one-his eyes are liquid sex...
10.
Whatta smile ;-P
11.
I need to be those jeans. Right now. *Nods*
12.
I'm thirsty.
13.
He'll do just fine.
14.
Way more than. *Nods*
15.
Tight pants porn!
16.
*Flails*
17.
*Ponders how our personal photos got in this spam*
18.
Way better than the traveling salesmen we get in our neighborhood!
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More tight pants porn! Thuds~
20.
*Working the Jensen effect*
21.
*Hides ovaries* This is my last spare pair!
22.
Sweet lord.
23.
The smile is killing me ded.
24.
Notice I don't care either?
25.
Drooling yet again!
26.
We were robbed!
27.
6 minutes of this man's fine self?
28.
Way too short! He needed the entire show-and then some. Huh.
29.
Dean *Badass* Winchester people ;-P
30.
Even without the leather coat he's a badass ;-P
31.
*Grabby hands*
32.
Gun porn!
33.
Ass porn! Thuds~
34.
*Looks hazy* You were saying?
35.
And where is that drink I wanted?!!!
36.
Changes soaked bib out for a fresh one...
37.
Guh.
38.
Abandons all pretense.
39.
*Goes for it*
40.
Screen lickage is on!
41.
Motel Dean in action!
42.
Remembering all the good times ;-P
43.
Can fangirls combust from just looking at his hotness?
44.
*Watches as my clothes catch fire*
45.
Guess that answered that!
46.
*Attempts to put clothing out*
47.
Hand porn alert!
48.
OMGUH.
49.
Eyes up here son!
50.
*Busted for being sexilicious*
51.
*Looks around for something to drink...*
52.
The bicep of doom has to be here!
53.
And this? Just hot!
54.
I have an ass fetish. Your point is? ;-P
55.
And only his.
56.
I'm dying here...
57.
Sexed up Dean!
58.
Can the man be any hotter here?
59.
Because seriously?
60.
I'd tap that as much as humanly possible!
61.
Blue steeling all the way ;-P
62.
Funny-adorable-oh yeah I'd so tap this ;-P
63.
He's teh sex!
64.
Prison!Dean is uber hot!
65.
I didn't have any reason to add this other than the blatantly obvious one. ;-P
66.
Prison bicep porn!
67.
His biceps look as if they're about to make a prison break on their own!
68.
Luminous eyes here...dies.
69.
Back porn! *Passes out*
70.
*Flails*
71.
The man needs to register himself as a lethal weapon!
72.
I've already explained my reasoning earlier. *Nods*
73.
I, I...I've lost what I was gonna say. Crap.
74.
*Boggles*
75.
I feel faint...
76.
Just kill me now please>?!
77.
I'm sure I saw that coherent thought?
78.
Pfft. It just went buh-bye.
79.
The tear that killed thousands of Deangirls-and several closet Deangirls ;-P
80.
Prison!Dean. Yeah. That's working for me ;-P
Screencaps credit:
extremefangirl,
leggyslove,
nyaubaby,
raloria,
trystan830,
stir_of_echoes, jraunlimited.com, jensen_ackles.de(jensen ackles addiction), jensenacklesfans.com, winchesterfan.com and supernaturalcentral.com
*Disclaimer* I will not be held responsible for spontaneous combusting, computers shorting out and the like. *Passes out drool bibs, and fire extinguishers* And please make sure that your health insurance policy is caught up ;-) Randomly-any blindness due to looking directly at the Pretty is not my fault-I only bring it! And once again this is not dial-up friendly-sorry!
1.

And I'm already dying...
2.

The expression that launched a thousand smut!fics...
3.

And what birthday spam is complete without nekkid Jensen?
4.

Because seriously-why wouldn't we need alot of this?
5.

Scruffy just became sexy ;-P
6.

Spring loaded thighs of steel ;-P
7.

Drools...
8.

I'm just gonna wander his way-and start licking now. Mmk?
9.

I'm just a puddle of goo with this one-his eyes are liquid sex...
10.

Whatta smile ;-P
11.

I need to be those jeans. Right now. *Nods*
12.

I'm thirsty.
13.

He'll do just fine.
14.

Way more than. *Nods*
15.

Tight pants porn!
16.

*Flails*
17.

*Ponders how our personal photos got in this spam*
18.

Way better than the traveling salesmen we get in our neighborhood!
19.

More tight pants porn! Thuds~
20.

*Working the Jensen effect*
21.

*Hides ovaries* This is my last spare pair!
22.

Sweet lord.
23.

The smile is killing me ded.
24.

Notice I don't care either?
25.

Drooling yet again!
26.

We were robbed!
27.

6 minutes of this man's fine self?
28.

Way too short! He needed the entire show-and then some. Huh.
29.

Dean *Badass* Winchester people ;-P
30.

Even without the leather coat he's a badass ;-P
31.

*Grabby hands*
32.

Gun porn!
33.

Ass porn! Thuds~
34.

*Looks hazy* You were saying?
35.

And where is that drink I wanted?!!!
36.

Changes soaked bib out for a fresh one...
37.

Guh.
38.

Abandons all pretense.
39.

*Goes for it*
40.

Screen lickage is on!
41.

Motel Dean in action!
42.

Remembering all the good times ;-P
43.

Can fangirls combust from just looking at his hotness?
44.

*Watches as my clothes catch fire*
45.

Guess that answered that!
46.

*Attempts to put clothing out*
47.

Hand porn alert!
48.

OMGUH.
49.

Eyes up here son!
50.

*Busted for being sexilicious*
51.

*Looks around for something to drink...*
52.

The bicep of doom has to be here!
53.

And this? Just hot!
54.

I have an ass fetish. Your point is? ;-P
55.

And only his.
56.

I'm dying here...
57.

Sexed up Dean!
58.

Can the man be any hotter here?
59.

Because seriously?
60.

I'd tap that as much as humanly possible!
61.

Blue steeling all the way ;-P
62.

Funny-adorable-oh yeah I'd so tap this ;-P
63.

He's teh sex!
64.

Prison!Dean is uber hot!
65.

I didn't have any reason to add this other than the blatantly obvious one. ;-P
66.

Prison bicep porn!
67.

His biceps look as if they're about to make a prison break on their own!
68.

Luminous eyes here...dies.
69.

Back porn! *Passes out*
70.

*Flails*
71.

The man needs to register himself as a lethal weapon!
72.

I've already explained my reasoning earlier. *Nods*
73.

I, I...I've lost what I was gonna say. Crap.
74.

*Boggles*
75.

I feel faint...
76.

Just kill me now please>?!
77.

I'm sure I saw that coherent thought?
78.

Pfft. It just went buh-bye.
79.

The tear that killed thousands of Deangirls-and several closet Deangirls ;-P
80.

Prison!Dean. Yeah. That's working for me ;-P
Screencaps credit: