fandomania | I Should Have Taken a Right at Albuquerque

Title: I Should Have Taken a Right at Albuquerque
Rating:PG
Disclaimer: I do not own the boys, the show, or sadly the Impala.
Author's note:Just because I'm feeling crazy, I decided to post my snippets of conversations that occur between Sam and Dean while Dean drives and Sam directs. It's all dialogue. I have no explanation for this aside from the fact that I get really bored on road trips.

"Okay, so go north on 81."

"Shouldn't we go south?"

"No, south goes to Scranton."

"I swear it's south. Look on a map."

"I am looking on the map. North on 81."

"Maybe we should take 86 and then north on 13."

"Why'd we do something like that?"

"Because 81 doesn't get close enough, 13 goes right through."

"Going toward 13 takes longer and it's boring; 81 gets us back roads and I want to see all the little towns."

"What kind of bullshit is that?"

"13's probably haunted."

"Good. Killing two hunts with one rock, or whatever."

"Stone."

"That's why I said 'whatever'."

"Fine, just wake me up when we get to Ithaca. So, you know, a decade or so."

"Shuddup."

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"Dean, we're lost."

"No, we're not."

"Yes, we are. We've been down this hill ten times."

"How can you tell one hill from another?"

"From the steepness and how light it makes your head feel and...whatever. We're lost. Why don't we just ask for directions."

"Sam, that's the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Do you know what happens to people who stop and ask?-"

"-Dean, that only happens in movies-"

"-They get beaten, burned, cut, tied up and raped. And I will not get buttraped by a crazy hitchhiker."

"But what if it's a cute one?"

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"C'mon, Dean, you've played that Fleetwood Mac tape six times already today."

"Seven's my lucky number."

"If I have to hear 'Sixteen' one more time.."

"You'll what? You seem to forget the family rules, Sam."

"Yeah, well, you seem to forget the driving rules. Going 85 on a 70 mile speed limit isn't exactly the best way to dodge the authorities."

"Everyone else was going that fast too!"

"If everyone else was jumping off a bridge?"

"I dunno. I'd push you off first and see if you survived."

"Turn right! Right! Right!...Great. We just missed the exit."

"Why're we on the fricken' highway, anyway, Mr. Anonymous?"

"'Cause it's faster."

"Do you know what'll make my life faster? Drowning you in the Mississippi River."

"That's west, Dean, we're going east."