fandomania | The Ackles Ass Equation (Reply)

NOTE: Originally posted to my own LJ and

trystan830 asked me to post this here. And someone even made icons! ^^;;

This all started when

lokiie posted the featured picture of Jensen's ass/spinal column in her LJ, and so I told her I'd figure out the equation to the curve to Jensen's ass (and she didn't believe I'd actually do it, lol). I posted this to my LJ yesterday, and lots of people there wanted me to cross-post it here, so here we go. :) The text below is copy/pasted from my LJ:

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I said yesterday that I would figure out the equation to Jensen Ackles' ass (hereby referred to as THE ACKLES ASS EQUATION), and now I've got it! I thought about explaining how I derived this equation, but figured not enough of you care to follow, so I won't waste anyone's time.

Above is a lovvvely picture of Jensen Ackles' BEAUTIFUL spinal column (GODDDDD I WANNA TAP THAT) with a grid super-imposed atop it and a red line marking the curve of his spinal column. *TOUCH*

SO HOT.

And here's the equation to create such a curve:

y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10

I typed that exactly as you would enter it into a graphing calculator (since I'm betting not many of you want to graph it by hand if you want to graph it at all). I'm using a TI-83 Plus, btw. Now go to your 'window' options and set Xmin to 1 and Xmax to 10 or 11 so that you can narrow down your domain and you don't get the infinite curves that come with a sine function, and make sure your Ymax is set to something higher than 10, and there ya have JENSEN ACKLES' ASS.

The right side is a little bit higher than the picture, but that's only because I had some issues transferring dimensions from the grid on the image to the graph on the calculator. But still. Not half bad, eh?